🧤 Mega Update – Full Patch Notes

🆕 New Gloves

• Added Chainsaw Glove
• Added Mushroom Glove

🎁 New Crate

• Added limited-time Alchemist Crate to the shop
• New code: Balance – worth 200 Null Shards

🔧 Glove Changes

Plague

• “Infect” ability reworked: 30s plague effect damages 20 HP when hit. Still transferable. Badges unchanged.

Divebomb

• Bug fix: iframe added during mid-launch
• Reduced cooldown
• Increased dive speed
• Nerfed slap power & speed
• Increased minimum impact power (40 → 50)

Rhythm

• Added speed note (triples song & walk speed, stackable)

Golem

• Moved E-hold to R for clarity
• Golem lifetime increased (120s → 140s)
• Cooldown reduced (18 → 10s)

Spy

• Backstabs make you invisible for 4.5s (resets on slap)
• Backstabbing now requires more precision

Water

• Tank capacity doubled (100 → 200)
• Refill speed increased (0.25 → 0.5)
• Now extinguishes Overkill with slap or puddle
• Fixed ability and hydrant bugs

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• Dash power reduced (75 → 65)
• Fixed stun-dash combo & stun clearing after ragdoll
• Start delay increased (2s → 4s)

Guardian Angel

• Cooldowns increased (5s → 12s, then 10s)
• Cannot bless players in revival orbs
• Blessed players show visual link
• Cooldown triggers when blessed player dies
• Cherry slap farm exploit fixed

Jebaited

• Ability power increased (60 → 90)
• Cooldown decreased (16s → 12s, now starts after use)
• Base power and speed slightly decreased
• Now gives 0.4s iframe on use

Other Glove Adjustments

• Run: Fixed bypass on Angel’s blessing, removed exit visibility
• Avatar: Fixed bug with basement stuck glitch
• Pocket: Fixed infinite iframe issue
• Brick: Fixed kick bug (esp. during lag)
• Rob: Fixed bug with self-consumption
• Spoonful: Fixed cooldown bypass
• Aggro: Spawn cooldown increased to 10s
• Glovel: Crits disabled while ragdolled
• Blink: Power lowered (58 → 50)
• Ultra Instinct: Mastery cooldown increased (10s → 15s)
• Baller: Fixed targeting rocks
• Tableflip: Windup & explosion after 6s, cooldown reduced (14s → 10s), launch alignment improved
• Default: Added local-only ability particles
• Ghost: Fixed visual bug on accessories
• Killstreak: Username is now visible
• Diamond: Tick marks now show hourly presence

🎵 Equaliser, Dice, Baby, Mitten, Dominance

• Equaliser: Fixed being launched by NPCs
• Dice: Now shows power on hit
• Baby: Ragdolling cancels ability, slower while active
• Mitten: Split ability into E (positive) & R (negative) with separate cooldowns
• Dominance: Cooldown reduced by 2s

⚙️ Other Changes & Fixes

• Nametags now show player platform
• Controller/mobile bug overlaps fixed
• Inventory UI and scroll bar bugs fixed
• Prop gravestone and potato location bug fixed
• Jester no longer requires respawn after failed teleport
• Ability freezing fixed for Hallow Jack, Killstreak (75/100), Bubble
• Lag spikes from excessive slaps resolved
• Inventory equip sounds added
• Fixed screen shake toggle for Rob
• TV display in lobby fixed

🎉 Changelog Highlights

• New “Silly” glove added – “I’m a goofy goober, yeah!”
• No more slap farming NPCs (e.g., replicas, ballers)

🔍 Fixes & Notes

• Fixed lag from tycoon pellets
• Prevented tycoon placement on objects like Defence
• Chainsaw dupe bug resolved
• Note: Suction glove delayed due to bugs; planned for future with a double mastery update

Updates usually come out every Friday at around 3:30 PM UTC. Sometimes updates are released on weekends and weekdays other than Friday as bug fixes or minor changes.